120+ Funny Knee Puns (After Surgery, Short One Liners, Replacement, Etc.) 2025

In the United States the American Academy of Orthopedic Surgeons predicts that each year more than 600,000 individuals undergo knee replacement surgeries. The following collection contains 120+ knee-cracking (also literally) humor pieces.

 A wide assortment of FUNNY knee puns featuring one-liners and jokes come together for plenty of laughs!These knee puns deliver un-be-knee-cable laughter that comes in surgical comedy humor as well as easy going friend chat humor.

Funny Knee Puns

Here are funny knee puns for you:

• I’m really into knee jokes—they’re always a real knee-slapper!
• I hurt my knee, but I’m just trying to stay “kneesy” about it.
• I’m a big fan of knee jokes—they really “cap-tivate” me!
• Knees before you speak; think before you joke!
• What do knees say when they’re tired? “I’m feeling weak in the knees!”
• My favorite song? “Knee-ver Gonna Give You Up.”
• Knees the day! Make every step count.
• You kneel to know how funny you are!
• Knees are just elbows that bent the wrong way.
• I had a great joke about knees, but it was a bit “knee-dy.”
• Do you want to hear a knee joke? Just wait—it’s coming up!
• I took a stand for knee puns—they always keep me grounded.
• Keep calm and carry “knee.”
• I never get tired of these knee puns—they keep me “hopping.”
• Why did the knee go to therapy? It had joint issues.
• That’s a “knee-t” trick!
• Knees don’t lie—they just bend the truth.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Knee. Knee who? Knee to know you better!
• Knees are like jokes—they can make you fall!
• I got a bruise on my knee, but I’m just going to “kneel” with it.
• You really “knead” to loosen up!
• My knee and I have a deep connection—it’s a joint effort.
• Knees up if you love a good joke!
• Don’t make fun of my knee puns—they’re all grounded in humor.
• My knee has dreams—it wants to be a “leg-end.”
• I’m just “knee-deep” in these puns!
• You don’t want to get on knees to beg, but to laugh!
• Be careful—these jokes are a slippery “kneel.”
• I can’t get enough of knee jokes—they always bend my humor.
• Want to see my knee joke? It’s knee-ver getting old!
• Knees can bend, but these jokes are never broken.
• Why did the knee feel lost? Because it couldn’t find its joint.
• My knees are always in a hurry—they’re really “knee-d for speed.”
• I’m not just “knee-capping” around!
• I wrote a book about knees—it’s a real “page-turner.”
• Got a sore knee? Just “kneel” with it.
• Knees are just like comedy—they require a bit of a twist!
• Don’t bend the rules, just your knees!
• Knees are just elbows that bent the wrong way.
• Knees are always forward-thinking—they bend towards the future.
• Knees are great at jokes—they “crack” me up!
• I can’t help but “kneel” over with laughter.
• Knees are perfect for proposals—they’re always ready to kneel.
• Knees can’t lie—they only bend the truth.
• I’m a “knee-nthusiast” when it comes to puns!
• What’s a knee’s favorite type of music? “Hip-hop!”
• I’m a big “kneeliever” in these jokes!
• Knees don’t need a gym—they already do plenty of “bends.”
• If knees could talk, they’d say, “We’ve got a lot of joint issues.”
• I have a knee for humor—it’s my “stand-up” act.
• Knee jokes are all about finding the “knees-y” way out!
• I have a “knee-shion” for great puns.
• Knees might buckle, but they never give up.
• Why did the knee start a band? It wanted to rock the joint!
• Don’t worry if you feel weak in the knees—that’s just the power of these puns!

Short One Liner Knee Puns

Below are the knee surgery jokes one liner :                

•  “I need you to stop making bad puns.”
• “My knee surgery was a joint decision.”
• “I’m a big fan of your patella-tive care.”
• “I’m feeling the need for speed.”
• “My knee’s favorite band is The Bee Gees – it loves disco.”
• “I’m having a re-knee-sance after my surgery.”
• “I’m on the road to re-knee-very.”
• “My knee’s a big fan of wordplay – it’s quite the pun-dit.”
• “I need to take it easy for a while.”
• “My knee has a great sense of humor.”
• “I hope my knee doesn’t give up on me during the marathon. It’s my Achilles’ knee-l.”
• “I’m not sure if I can handle this situation on my own. I think I knee-d your help.”
• “I blew out my knee skateboarding; it was a real knee-slapper of an injury.”
• “My knees have been feeling a bit more patella than usual lately.”
• “I’m trying to stay posi-knee-tive during my recovery.”
• “My knees have been through a lot, but it’s still standing – well, sort of.”

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Bee’s Knees Puns

• “You’re the bee’s knees, honey!”
• “I don’t mean to drone on, but you’re the bee’s knees.”
• “You’re un-bee-lievable fantastic, the bee’s knees for sure!”
• “Life with you is the bees knees – simply un-bee-lievable.”
• “You’re the pollen to my bee, the bee’s knees of my life.”
• “You’re un-bee-lievable sweet, definitely the bees knees.”
• “You’re the bee’s knees, no string attached!”
• “You’re un-bee-lievable charming, the true definition of the bee’s knees.”
• “You’re un-bee-lievable funny, the bees knees of humor!”
• “You’re un-bee-lievable kind, the bee’s knees of compassion.”

Knee Puns After Surgery

Following are the knee surgery jokes:

• “Just remember, physical therapy is crucial to full recovery.”
• “Knee surgery? ORTHO you thought!”
• “No BONES about it, you’re the bee’s KNEES.”
• “KNEE-dless to say, get well soon.”
• “We’re gonna NEED-dle you until you get better!”
• “Is that music coming from your leg? Sounds like a harmon-KNEE.”
• “Still feeling foggy after surgery? Must be the an-KNEE-sthesia.
• “Your swollen knee looks like a cartoon. No, not that knee, Disney.”
• “You haven’t had growing pains yet? You need to hurry up!”
• “You have to get a knee operation, or so you thought.”
• “I think my knees are getting stronger, after all is said and done.”
• “After going jogging so much my knees feel ancient, like they are going run-cid.”

Knee Replacement Puns

• “I’m on the ‘mend-knee’ after my surgery!”
• “My knee surgery went ‘knee-tastically’ well!”
• “Time to ‘knee-lax’ and recover from surgery!”
• “I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes, his knee is killing him!”
• “That was so bad, it was knee-jerk funny.”
• “My knee hurts, that’s no fallacy, I need some ice therapy.”
• “Feeling weak? Don’t be blue, get your knee checked at the doctor’s, boo hoo.”
• “Knee-tastic day to you, my friend, hope your happiness will never end.”
• “Life is full of ups and downs, just like kneecaps in clown towns.”
• “My knees told me they wanted a raise, but I had to put my foot down.

Post-Surgery Knee Puns

Following are the knee jokes:

• “Knee-haw, partner, here’s the fi-knee-st list of funny puns about knees.”
• “Just remember, physical therapy is crucial to full recovery.”
• “No BONES about it, you’re the bee’s KNEES.”
• “Knee-dless to say, get well soon.”
• “We’re gonna NEED-dle you until you get better!”
• “Is that music coming from your leg? Sounds like a harmon-KNEE.”
• “Still feeling foggy after the knee operation? Must be the an-knee-sthetic.”
• “Your swollen knee looks like a cartoon. No, not that knee, Disney.”
• “You haven’t had growing pains yet? You need to hurry up!”
• “You have to get a knee operation, or so you thought.”
• “I think my knees are getting stronger, after all is said and done.”
• “After going jogging so much my knees feel ancient, like they are going run-cid.”
• “There’s more than meets the eye to my little knees.”
• “I went for a run and dislocated my knee again. It’s like ground-jog day.”
• “Winning the relay race is a joint effort!”
• “Your knee has a great sense of humerus!”
• “I hope my knee doesn’t give up on me during the marathon. It’s my Achilles’ knee-l.”
• “I need to take a break from work and go for a walk.”
• “I’m not sure if I can handle this situation on my own. I think I knee-d your help.”
• “I blew out my knee skateboarding; it was a knee-slapper of an injury.”

Conclusion:

These 120+ knee puns and jokes should have brought cheerfulness to your day. Laughter serves as powerful medicine yet bear caution because prolonged laughter may lead to chair fall accidents resulting in your second knee injury.